Can you write an interesting paragraph incorporating these words??

once upon an old time rock n' roll, Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone... he played it with such furiosity that he was recommended for the homecoming dance. Unfortunately Spider Murphy wasn't very clever and thought they said "I'm coming Lance" so off he went to meet Lance, even thouh Spider Murphy don't know much about algebra I'll tell you that now!!!!!!! anyway he arrived and Lance said with a coy lisp, "hello I wonder if you could solve this anti-aquatic equation for me?" and Spider Murphy was so enthused (albeit hungry) he started doing the alley oop oop especially for Lance! Lance joined in and they had a really great time. really. teenagers have so much energy...